What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How can I stop drinking?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do women have sex with dogs?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do some children hate their parents?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What were Hitler’s habits?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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